You have probably received an e-mail like this before.
I couldn't help but reply to it

Hello,

My name is Mr AZRA JEFFERY SALLEH . I am a legal practitioner with Hat Law Firm in Kuala Lumpur Malaysia.

I saw your contact and profile i decided that you could cooperate with me in this proposition.

I have a client who was deceased in November, 2001, in Kuala Lumpur Malaysia.

I'm contacting you because you have the same surname as my deceased client and i felt that you could help me in the distribution of funding that were left in my deceased client's bank account. This funding is closed to be declared UN-serviceable by the bank as there were no indicated next of kin or next of beneficiary of the funding in the bank account.

The bank had issued to me a notification to contact the next of kin of my deceased client for either to re-activate the bank account or to make claim of  beneficiary, of the funding in the bank account, with a month surcharge of 6% to be deducted as an Escrow safe keeping fee of the bank account,so as to avoid the indefinite closure of the bank account.

My proposition to you is to seek your consent, and to present your kind self as the next-of-kin and beneficiary of my deceased client, since you have the same last name with him.

This means that the proceeds of his bank account would be paid to you as his next of kin or the legitimate beneficiary. When the proceeds in his bank account are paid to you, we would share the proceeds on a mutually agreed-upon percentage of 60% to me and 40% to your kind self.

All the legal documents to back up your claim as my client's next-of-kin would  be provided by me. The most important thing I would need is your honest cooperation to in this proposition.This would be done under a legitimate arrangement that would protect you from any breach of the law.

If this business proposition offends your moral and ethic values, do accept my sincere apology. Please contact me at once if you're interested by replying this mail and ignore it if you are not.

Best regards,

Mr AZRA JEFFERY SALLEH , Esq

You're the son of a bitch with my uncle's money?

You will promptly release 100% of the funds owed to me as the next-of-kin or I will bring the US government down on your ass so fast you won't have time to yell "Holy Shit!"
You KNOW how the US government is. We'll bomb another country back to the stone age, a short trip for some, over the smallest thing. Hell, we'll do it just because we can.

Now quit fucking around and give my my uncle's money. Small, non-sequential bills are preferred.